Friday, 27 April 2012

• It's 9 a.m. and I have already got my dander up

  Warning: this post contains a lot of profane language, because I like profane language when I need to express anger at ignorance.  Also, if you are one of those Xanga pro-life trolls, you can leave a comment but it will be a waste of your time.  So I would suggest not even bothering with it because I have done my share of verbally beating idiots over the head today and if somebody else wants to get up in my business, I'm just not even going to acknowledge the effort.  I have more important things to do, so fuck off.

  Still with me?  Okay, then you are cool :)

  Arguing on my local news site with fucking idiot local yokels who call Obama a socialist and think that pro-life license plates are an awesome idea.  I SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO ENGAGE IN THIS BEHAVIOR.

  But do you know what pisses me off?  More than almost anything?

  A MAN writing a comment about “sucking out a baby’s brains” on an article about how Iowa is now going to issue pro-life license plates to people that request them.  Anyone making this comment pisses me off, but ESPECIALLY a fucking DUDE.  Who can never get pregnant.  Ever.  No chance in hell that he will ever have to make that choice.

  
  If you have a fucking penis, then you had better keep comments like that to yourself.  Guess what?  I have a vagina.  I have also had an abortion, so I know just a teensy-weensy bit about abortions.  BEING THAT I’VE HAD ONE AND EVERYTHING. 
  Fucking idiot moron.

  In my reply to this dude’s comment, I simply asked him how much HE knows about abortion or whether he only listens to pro-life propaganda, since his opinion and the way he stated it indicated that all he knows about abortion was learned from some church-going well-doer standing in front of Planned Parenthood with a sign and a picture of a dead baby on it.  He proceeded to ask me how much I knew about abortion and then said that I attacked his character and also called me a left-wing radical in the same breath.

  
  So, while I did not tell him I’ve had an abortion because not everyone in the metro area who reads the local news needs to know about my mother-fucking lady business and sex life, I filled him in on the method that I know is very common for early-term abortions, which involves taking a pill to induce a miscarriage.  I think I know something about this since I have had it happen to me.  UM, DURR.

  
  There was no “chunk of fetus,” it was like a heavy period and then it was over.  I have never, not for a single second, doubted that I made the right choice.  I have never felt guilt or shame or remorse.  I terminated my pregnancy, and I will defend my right and other women’s right to do so until the day that I die.

  You can call me a slut. 
  You can call me a baby-killer.

  I don’t care.  It’s not your uterus.  It’s not your fucking vagina.  So get your fucking face out of it and mind your own goddamned business.

  And for the LOVE OF FUCK, do NOT go around talking about vacuuming out skulls and organs and other methods that were used in LATE TERM abortions in the fucking 1960s when you are trying to engage in a debate about the modern woman’s right to choose.  It just makes you look like a radical moron.

  Thank-you.

  I am done now.

  By the way, happy Friday!

  I am now going to consume my coffee, go about kicking some ass on my daily work, and haters can eat my ass.  The end.

  • 10:19 AM
  • 143 Views
  • 0 eProps
  • 0 Comments